Professor Brian Cox he had no cause, To set the laws of physics as they are; With particles and forces quite bizarre, And space and time which always come in fours. The fact the universe exists gives pause So too that James Bond's hand is spin one-half Or broken symmetry: parity-charge Which oscillates neutrinos back and forth All the above and more our lect'rer's said One hundred ninety-seven cm* tall His consciousness (located in his head) Throws up some gems but truly, after all His 'lecture interaction', it is said, Not correlated to his mass at all. *to be pronounced 'see em'